“When you’re with your friends on the sidewalk and suddenly it starts to narrow. So you have no choice but to trail behind them while they have a conversation and you’re just like…”

“Swallowing food or liquid that doesn’t choke you but struggles to slide down the gullet anyways.”

“Sneezing when your on a period.”

“When the sock comes off in your shoe.”

“When you’re taking a loud shit but there’s someone in the room next to you and you’re trying not to make any noise.”

“When you feel like you’re about to sneeze but it just won’t happen.”

“When you bite into a food that’s supposed to be soft and something crunches.”

“When you were a kid at your friend’s house and their parents started arguing in front of you…”

“Trying to go to sleep but being so conscious about wanting to sleep that you are unable to.”

“Getting in the shower, realizing you have to take a shit, and then sitting on the toilet dripping wet and freezing while shitting your guts out.”

“Did you lock your car door? Nah you must have it’s an automatic reaction. right? Something you do without thinking. right? Something you did without thinking. Right? You did it without thinking. right? You sure? 100%?”

“Getting your damn socks wet.”

“When your butthole itches but you have tight pants and cannot scratch it properly.”

“When you touch the toilet water.”

“Trying to sleep with a toothache.”

“Telling or showing your mom something you found funny, but then she turns it into a long ass lecture and you’re just there listening.”

“That first tiny feeling of a sore throat, or maybe a cough, that warns you that you’re about to be sick with a cold/flu.”

“Anxiety about anxiety. That shit is hell on earth.”

“When you wash your hands and accidentally wet your sleeve(s).”

“When you know you’re going to throw up but haven’t yet.”